Chicken Tenders

Three Chicken Tenders
3 Tenders with 1 dip included
£ 5.95
Six Chicken Tenders
6 Tenders with 2 dips included.
£ 9.95
Nine Chicken Tenders
9 Tenders with 3 dips included.
£ 13.95

Burgers

Fried Chicken Burger
BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, homeslaw & mayo
£ 8.85
Grilled Buffalo Chicken Burger
Double grilled chicken, buffalo sauce, mayo, lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw.
£ 10.95
Korean BBQ Burger
Fried chicken, sticky korean BBQ, kimchi, pickled cucumber, onion rings, sesame, sriracha mayo.
£ 10.95
Buffalo Fried Chicken Burger
Buffalo sauce, mayo, lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
£ 9.95
Nashville Hot Burger
Xtreem hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumber & crispy onions.
£ 9.95
Big Rooster
Two fried chicken breasts, American cheese, bacon, onion rngs, mayo, lettuce, tomato & Absurd BBQ sauce
£ 11.95

Waffles

AB Waffles
Our signature fried chicken, gravy & maple syrup
£ 11.85
PBJ Waffle
Fried chicken, bacon jam & peanut butter
£ 12.95
Cheesy Chicken & Waffles
Fried chicken & our AB cheesy sauce, topped with Cheetos crumbs
£ 12.95

Wing Shack

(4) Crispy Fried Wings
With peanut butter & bacon jam
£ 6.95
(4) AB Buffalo Wings
With blue cheese sauce & celery
£ 6.95
(4) Hickory BBQ Wings
Served with spring onions
£ 6.95
(4) Chipotle and lime
£ 6.95
(4) Peanut butter & maple wings
£ 6.95
(4) Piri Piri Wings
£ 6.95
(4) Nashville Hot Wings
£ 6.95
(4) Korean BBQ Wings
£ 6.95
(8) Crispy Fried Wings
With peanut butter & bacon jam
£ 12.95
(8) AB Buffalo Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Hickory BBQ Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Chipotle and lime
£ 12.95
(8) Peanut butter & maple wings
£ 12.95
(8) Piri Piri Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Nashville Hot Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Korean BBQ Wings
£ 12.95

Vegan

Fried Chckn Burger (Vegan)
Vegan fillet, bbq sauce, lettuce, tomato, homeslaw & vegan mayo
£ 8.85
Buffalo Fillet Vegan Burger
Vegan fillet, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickled onions, carrot & celery slaw
£ 9.85
Vaffles
Vegan waffles with Chckn vegan tenders, vegan gravy served with maple syrup
£ 11.85
Three Vegan Tenders
With 1 dip included
£ 5.95
Six Vegan Tenders
With 2 dips included
£ 10.85
Nine Vegan Tenders
With 3 dips included
£ 14.95

Hotdogs

Absurd Dog
100% British gourmet sausage, mayo, hickory BBQ, coleslaw, bacon, crispy onions, american mustard.
£ 7.50
Flaming Hot
100% British gourmet sausage, sriracha mayo, bacon, hot tortilla crisps, jalapeños, red onions.
£ 7.80
Dirty Dog
100% British gourmet sausage, mac & cheese, bacon, jalapeños, crispy onions, American mustard
£ 7.80
Chilli Dog
100% British gourmet sausage, chilli con carne, cheese, guacamole, jalapeños, red onions, hot tortilla crisps
£ 9.50

Big Mac N Cheese

Mac Attack MnC
House cheese sauce extra mature cheddar, mozzarella
£ 7.00
Smoking Hot MnC
Sliced chorizo, chipotle salsa, red onions
£ 8.50
Dirty Mnc
Crispy Bacon, Jalepenos and spicy crushed tortilla chips
£ 8.00
Pizzaiolo MnC
Pepperoni, sun-dried tomatoes, melted cheese, pesto
£ 8.50
Vegetarian MnC
Goat's cheese, roasted mediterranean vegetables, pesto
£ 9.00
All Day Breakfast MnC
Scrambled eggs, smoked bacon and sausage
£ 8.50
Buffalo Chicken MnC
Grilled chicken, buffalo sauce and jalapeños
£ 9.50
Meatball Pomodoro MnC
Meatballs in tomato sauce, pesto and parmesan
£ 9.00
Cheese Burger MnC
Burger meat, gherkins and American cheese
£ 9.00

Desserts

Toffee fudge cheesecake
Oven-baked vanilla flavour cheesecake in honey granola cookie crust case, gluten free, served with toffee fudg...
£ 5.00
Apple pie (VE)
Crispy shortcrust pastry topped with juicy apple slices and flaked almonds, served with soya milk custard.
£ 5.00
4 Layer chocolate cake
Chocolate sponge, chocolate fudge icing, white chocolate chips & brownies, served with chocolate sauce.
£ 5.00
Vanilla Ice cream
£ 3.55

Sides & Bites

Fries
£ 2.95
Absurd Fries
With garlic & AB Dry rub
£ 3.15
Sweet Potato Fries
With Garlic & AB dry rub
£ 3.95
Dirty Bird Fries
Fries stacked with cheese sauce, guacamole, jalapeños & grilled chicken
£ 7.50
Homeslaw
£ 3.55
Onion Rings
£ 3.65
Mac & Cheese
£ 5.70
V Mac & Cheese
£ 5.80
Absurd Mac & Cheese
With chicken, crispy bacon & jalapeños
£ 7.50
Absurd side salad
£ 3.65

Extra Dips

Blue cheese dip
£ 0.95
Sriracha mayo dip
£ 0.95
Maple syrup dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Non-honey mustard dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Peanut butter dressing dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Extreme Hot
£ 0.95
BBQ Dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Ranch dip
£ 0.95
AB Buffalo dip
£ 0.95

Soft Drinks

Coke Glass
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 2.70
Coke Pint
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 3.75
Coke Zero Pint
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 3.50
Coke Zero Glass
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 2.60
Lemonade Pint
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 3.50
Lemonade Glass
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 2.60
AB Ice Tea
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 2.50
AB Ice Tea Large
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 3.25
Fanta Can
£ 2.60
Soda folk cream soda
£ 2.90
Soda folk root beer
£ 2.90
Old Jamaican Ginger Beer Can
£ 2.90
Ting Spar Grapefruit Crush Can
£ 2.90
Red Bull
£ 3.00
Red Bull Sugar Free
£ 3.00
Still Water
£ 2.10
Sparkling Water
£ 2.10
Apple Juice
£ 2.90
Orange Juice
£ 2.90
Cranberry Juice
£ 2.90
Pineapple Juice
£ 2.90

Cocktails (only in restaurant)

Long Island Iced Tea
Rum, tequila, vodka, gin, triple sec, lemon juice & coke
£ 7.95
Absurd Colada
Dark rum, bols blue & coconut syrup shaken with pineapple juice
£ 7.95
Magic Gin
Gin, Tonic & lime juice, with our secret colour changing butterfly syrup on the side, it's just like magic!
£ 7.95
Mai Tai
Rum, pineapple juice, lime juice & grenadine
£ 7.95
Porn Star Martini
Vodka, vanilla syrup, passionfruit & prosecco
£ 7.95
Savvy Sling
Gin shaken with cranberry juice, fresh mint, lemon juice, simple syrup & topped with our house white
£ 7.95

Beer & Cider

Absurd Lager Pint
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 4.65
Absurd Lager Half
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 2.35
Bud Light Pint
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 4.60
Bud Light Half
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 2.30
Goose Midway Half
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 2.75
Goose Midway Pint
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 5.00
Corona
£ 4.55
Hop House 13
£ 4.95
Budweiser
£ 4.45
Brooklyn Lager
£ 4.95
Kopparberg S/Lime
£ 4.85
Aspall
£ 4.95
Jubel Peach
£ 4.95
Kopparberg Gin & Lemonade
£ 4.95

Wine

125ml South Coast Chenin Blanc
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 3.65
175ml South Coast Chenin Blanc
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 4.95
Btl South Coast Chenin Blanc
£ 19.00
125ml Pinot Grigio Folonari
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 4.75
175ml Pinot Grigio Folonari
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 6.35
Btl Pinot Grigio Folonari
£ 26.00
125ml Accomplice Shiraz
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 3.65
175ml Accomplice Shiraz
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 4.95
Btl Accomplice Shiraz
£ 19.00
125ml Outnumbered
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 5.75
175ml Outnumbered
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 7.85
Btl Outnumbered
£ 30.00
125ml South Coast Rose
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 4.35
175ml South Coast Rose
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 5.85
Btl South Coast Rose
£ 24.00
125ml Prosecco
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 4.95
Btl Prosecco
*Available Only in Restaurant
£ 29.00

Spirits & Shooters (only in restaurant)

Jack Daniel's 25ml
£ 3.55
Ritten House 50% (BIB) 25ml
£ 4.00
Woodford Reserve 25ml
£ 4.00
Maker's Mark 25ml
£ 4.00
Johnnie Walker 25ml
£ 4.00
Bombay Sapphire 25ml
£ 3.55
Fair Gin 25ml
£ 4.00
Hendrick's 25ml
£ 4.00
Kopparberg Premium Pink Gin 25ml
£ 4.15
Kopparberg Premium Gin 25ml
£ 4.15
Fair Vodka 25ml
£ 4.95
Ciroc 25ml
£ 4.00
Finlandia 25ml
£ 3.55
Courvoisier 25ml
£ 4.00
Bacardi 25ml
£ 3.55
Patron Cafe Tequila 25ml
£ 4.55
Kraken 25ml
£ 4.55
Wray & Nephew Over Proof 25ml
£ 5.00