Chicken Tenders

Three Chicken Tenders
3 Tenders with 1 dip included
£ 5.95
Six Chicken Tenders
6 Tenders with 2 dips included.
£ 9.95
Nine Chicken Tenders
9 Tenders with 3 dips included.
£ 13.95

Burgers

Fried Chicken Burger
BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, homeslaw & mayo
£ 8.85
Grilled Buffalo Chicken Burger
Grilled chicken, buffalo sauce, mayo, salad, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw.
£ 10.95
Korean BBQ Burger
Fried chicken, sticky korean BBQ, kimchi, pickled cucumber, onion rings, sesame seeds, sriracha mayo.
£ 9.95
Buffalo Fried Chicken Burger
Buffalo sauce, mayo, lettuce, tomato, blue cheese, carrot & celery slaw
£ 9.95
Nashville Hot Burger
Nashville hot sauce, salad, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumber & onion rings.
£ 9.95
Big Rooster
Two fried chicken breasts, American cheese, bacon, onion rings, mayo, salad, tomato & BBQ sauce
£ 11.95

Waffles

AB Waffles
Our signature fried chicken, gravy & maple syrup
£ 11.85
Cheesy Waffles
Fried chicken & our AB cheesy sauce, topped with Cheetos crumbs & non-honey mustard
£ 12.95
PBJ Waffle
Fried chicken, bacon jam & peanut butter
£ 12.95

Wing Shack

(4) Crispy Fried Wings
With peanut butter & bacon jam
£ 6.95
(4) AB Buffalo Wings
With blue cheese sauce & celery
£ 6.95
(4) Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings
Served with spring onions
£ 6.95
(4) Chipotle and Lime
£ 6.95
(4) Piri Piri Wings
£ 6.95
(4) Korean BBQ Wings
£ 6.95
(4) Peanut butter & maple wings
£ 6.95
(8) Crispy Fried Wings
£ 12.95
(8) AB Buffalo Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Chipotle and lime
£ 12.95
(8) Piri Piri Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Korean BBQ Wings
£ 12.95
(8) Peanut butter & maple wings
£ 12.95

Vegan

Three Vegan Tenders
With 1 dip included
£ 5.95
Six Vegan Tenders
With 2 dips included
£ 10.85
Nine Vegan Tenders
With 3 dips included
£ 14.95
Vaffles
Vegan waffles with Chckn vegan tenders, vegan gravy, served with maple syrup
£ 11.85
Vegan Fried Chckn Burger
Vegan fillet, bbq sauce, lettuce, tomato, homeslaw & vegan mayo
£ 8.85
Vegan Buffalo Fillet Burger
Vegan fillet, buffalo sauce, vegan mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickled onions, carrot & celery slaw
£ 9.85
Vegan Korean BBQ Chckn Burger
Vegan Chckn fillet, Korean BBQ, kimchi, onion rings, Sriracha Mayo
£ 9.95
Vegan Nashville Hot Burger
Fried chkn fillet, Nashville hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, Sriracha mayo, pickled cucumber & onion rings
£ 9.95

Hotdogs

Absurd Dog
Sausage, mayo, hickory BBQ, coleslaw, bacon, crispy onions, American mustard
£ 7.50
Flaming Hot
Sausage, Sriracha mayo, bacon, hot tortilla crisps, jalapeños, red onions.
£ 7.80
Dirty Dog
Sausage, mac & cheese, bacon, jalapeños, crispy onions, American mustard
£ 7.80
Chilli Dog
Sausage, chilli con carne, cheese, guacamole, jalapeños, red onions, hot tortilla crisps
£ 9.50

Big Mac N Cheese

Dirty Mnc
Crispy Bacon, Jalepenos and spicy crushed tortilla chips
£ 8.00
All Day Breakfast MnC
Scrambled eggs, smoked bacon and sausage
£ 8.50
Pizzaiolo MnC
Pepperoni, sun-dried tomatoes, melted cheese, basil pesto
£ 8.50
Smoking Hot MnC
Sliced chorizo, chipotle salsa, red onions
£ 8.50
Cheese Burger MnC
Burger meat, gherkins and American cheese
£ 9.00
Meatball Pomodoro MnC
Meatballs in tomato sauce, pesto and parmesan
£ 9.00
Buffalo Chicken MnC
Grilled chicken, buffalo sauce and jalapeños
£ 9.50

Absurd Mac & Cheese

Vegan Mac & Cheese
£ 5.80
Absurd Mac & Cheese
With chicken, crispy bacon & jalapeños
£ 7.50

Desserts

Toffee Fudge Cheesecake (GF)
£ 5.00
Apple Pie (Vegan)
£ 5.00
4 Layer chocolate cake
Chocolate sponge, chocolate fudge icing, white chocolate chips & brownies, served with chocolate sauce.
£ 5.00
Vanilla Ice cream
£ 3.95

Sides & Bites

Fries
£ 2.95
Sweet Potato Fries
With Garlic & AB dry rub
£ 3.95
Dirty Bird Fries
Fries stacked with cheese sauce, guacamole, jalapeños & grilled chicken
£ 7.50
Homeslaw
£ 3.55
Homemade Onion Rings
£ 3.65
Absurd side salad
£ 3.65
Mac & Cheese
£ 5.70
Absurd Fries
With garlic & AB Dry rub
£ 3.15

Extra Dips

Hickory Smoked BBQ Dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Blue cheese dip
£ 0.95
Non-honey mustard dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Sriracha mayo dip
£ 0.95
Ranch dip
£ 0.95
Maple syrup dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Peanut butter dressing dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Extreme Hot
£ 0.95
Garlic Mayo Dip (VE)
£ 0.95
BBQ Dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Chipotle and Lime Dip (VE)
£ 0.95
Piri Piri Dip (VE)
£ 0.95

Soft Drinks

Coke
£ 2.70
Coke Zero
£ 2.60
Fanta
£ 2.60
Sparkling Water
£ 2.10
Ting Spar Grapefruit Crush Can
£ 2.90
Pineapple Juice
£ 2.90
Absurd Bird Iced Tea Large
£ 3.25
Soda Folk Root Beer
£ 2.90
Soda Folk Cream Soda
£ 2.90
Red Bull
£ 3.00
Absurd Bird Iced Tea
£ 2.50
Orange Squash
£ 0.50
Coke Pint
£ 3.75
Still Water
£ 2.10
Apple Juice
£ 2.90
Lemonade Pint
£ 3.50
Lemonade
£ 2.60
Red Bull Sugar Free
£ 3.00
Coke Zero Pint
£ 3.50
Cranberry Juice
£ 2.90
Old Jamaican Ginger Beer Can
£ 2.90

Cocktails

Long Island Iced Tea
Rum, tequila, vodka, gin, triple sec, lemon juice & coke
£ 7.95
Absurd Colada
£ 7.85
Mai Tai
£ 6.95
Magic Gin
£ 7.85
Porn Star Martini
£ 6.95
Savvy Sling
Gin shaken with cranberry juice, fresh mint, lemon juice, simple syrup & topped with our house white
£ 7.95

Beer & Cider

Corona
£ 4.00
Hop House 13
£ 4.50
Budweiser
£ 3.95
Brooklyn Lager
£ 4.50
Kopparberg S/Lime
£ 4.00

Wine

125ml Cullinan View, Chenin Blanc (South Africa)
Juicy, fruit-driven & ripe white
£ 3.65
175ml Cullinan View, Chenin Blanc (South Africa)
Juicy, fruit-driven & ripe white
£ 4.95
Bottle Cullinan View, Chenin Blanc (South Africa)
Juicy, fruit-driven & ripe white
£ 19.00
125ml Le Bosq (France)
Dry, fruity & refreshing
£ 4.85
175ml Le Bosq (France)
Dry, fruity & refreshing
£ 6.15
Bottle Le Bosq (France)
Dry, fruity & refreshing
£ 28.00
125ml Parini, Pinot Grigio (Italy)
Dry, delicate & light white
£ 4.75
175ml Parini, Pinot Grigio (Italy)
Dry, delicate & light white
£ 6.35
Bottle Parini, Pinot Grigio (Italy)
Dry, delicate & light white
£ 26.00
125ml Between Thorns, Shiraz (Australia)
Spicy, fruity, peppery & warming red
£ 3.65
175ml Between Thorns, Shiraz (Australia)
Spicy, fruity, peppery & warming red
£ 4.95
Bottle Between Thorns, Shiraz (Australia)
Spicy, fruity, peppery & warming red
£ 19.00
125ml Parini, Pinot Grigio Rosato (Italy)
Dry, delicate, fruity, fresh on the palate
£ 4.45
175ml Parini, Pinot Grigio Rosato (Italy)
Dry, delicate, fruity, fresh on the palate
£ 5.85
Bottle Parini, Pinot Grigio Rosato (Italy)
Dry, delicate, fruity, fresh on the palate
£ 24.00
125ml Sette Bello, Prosecco Doc (Italy)
£ 4.95
Bottle Sette Bello, Prosecco Doc (Italy)
£ 29.00